Hey you. Yeah you, sitting there watching “Glee” with your Dreyer’s icecream, 500 thread count Egyptian sheets, hair all a mess, cell phone next to you as you text several friends at once for attention while complaining about being single. Get a life! Yeah. Because that’s how you become unsingle.
Those men in those Rom-coms aren’t gonna jump outta the screen and sweep you off your feet to live happily ever after with you. (No matter how hard and how much you wish it would!)
Oh, but men wants supermodels and strippers who can drop it like it’s hot at any moment. They want…something else. Someone else. Not you. And there are some superficial, selfish douchbags who do want that. But that’s good news for you, because they eliminated themselves from even approaching you.
As for the rest, they want you honey.
But first you have to get off your ass. Do whatever it takes to make yourself feel like a million bucks. Give yourself a makeover, lose those final 10 pounds, see a psychiatrist, psychic, life coach, listen to your favorite song, visit people you like, go to a spin class. Whatever. Do it. Your alternative is just sitting in front of the TV with your ice cream.
While that does sound nice, that doesn’t get you into a relationship. That icecream is not gonna help and those kids on “Glee” could give a fuck. You can’t expect the man of your dreams to notice you when you are slumped in a corner of life bemoaning your frizzy hair and singledom.
You have to get confident and glow and show the world how gorgeous and awesome you are (note I didn’t say by spreading your legs). Men want to know they can make you happy, that you are happy, and you share something in common (values, hobbies, fetishes,etc.). Because men want to be around that glow, that confidence. They want to know they are competent in all things (especially you!). And of course they want orgasms. Men are easy, you on the other hand…
Yeah, also um, you’re not gonna get that rich, hot, surfer billionaire sitting on your ass and complaining all day and not taking care of yourself in ALL AREAS (inclusing mental ladies, not just obsessing over your diet). Let’s keep it real. You really should be looking for the guy who treats you right and makes you feel good. Not the guy that you can brag about to all your friends and make your ego feel good. So please, calm that shit down and manage your expectations.
Then you can spend your time eating ice cream and cuddling with someone, instead of doing it by yourself and cursing your life.