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I Know You Love Me!

Published February 28, 2013 by bossymoksie
very inspiring blog award

Not just inspiring, but VERY inspiring.

The month of Love has seen many new people visiting my blog and getting hooked, some more passionate and vocal than others. And my attention whoredom has LOVED IT! Thanks everyone who stopped by. And I want you to know, I love you too when it suits me.

I’ve recieved another award from DreamShadow59. And I don’t really do the rules on these things anymore because, I don’t want have to.

But I am always ready to brag, and share the love with others. Thanks DreamShadow59!

In other mutual fanfest news, I was tagged by The Narcissist and this means I have to answer questions about myself. Of course I have the time and energy to follow that rule!

Here goes:

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
South America! Dual citizenship (there and USA). So if I ever need to leave one country after committing a crime, I will already have a passport from another country to use to escape! It’s the only cool thing I can think of about having dual citizenship.
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?
What do you think? If you can’t think, the answer is no.
IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
n/a
HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE?
None. Too much work. Does my hair count? It’s a lot of work!
YOUR WORST INJURY?
I burned my elbow with my mom’s iron when I was kid. Scarred for life, which is why I never iron. That and because I don’t want to.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Everything.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO BAKE?
I hate to cook but I do like to bake and lick all the bowls and utensils. Then I bring all the sweetness goodies to work and let all my bored (and boring) co-workers eat them. Cookies, cakes, cupcakes. I do it all the time. And by all the time, I mean 3 times a year.
FAVORITE FAST FOOD?
I don’t eat that shit. Unless it’s dessert. The only fast food I will do is Chipotle and Fatburger/Five Guys. I can’t even drive near a Burger King without wanting to barf a little in my mouth (their grease has a distinct smell to me).
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Not so much.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Whether or not I will like them.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
 Don’t remember. The break-up I guess? Or the flu after.
ANY CURRENT WORRIES?
More sleep, I guess?
NAME 3 DRINKS THAT YOU DRINK REGULARLY
Mixed alcoholic beverages, water & tea. In order of importance.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK?

Does not compute.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A PIRATE?
Hell yeah. Not the modern ones that piss off the navy. The old-school ones that had frilly shirts, long hair/wigs, and an eye patch. And gold. Lots of other people’s gold.

FAVORITE SMELLS?

New car smell. Baked goods. Garlic flavored foods. Good smelling cologne on a guy. Which basically sums up a good date.

WHY DO YOU BLOG?
Mainly to entertain myself with humorous musings on my thoughts and experiences.  And be a bitch.
WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
“My Way” by Frank Sinatra. There’s always some old dude singing this song in cowboy boots at the karoake bar I used to go to. I want this song played, and sung by one such man.
http://youtu.be/twExUKaDvIg
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Does not compute.
FAVORITE HOBBY?
Mindfucking naughty boys. Blogging of course!

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND?

Sense of humor, likes to drink.

NAME SOMETHING YOU’VE DONE THAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D DO

Keep up with this blog for more than a few months!

FAVORITE FUN THINGS TO DO

Drinking, partying, shopping, good conversation, laughing, sex, meeting new people, a great beauty salon experience, talking smack. There’s probably more.

ANY PET PEEVES?

I can’t believe I can’t think of any right now. But when I do I will edit this post!

WHAT’S THE LAST THING THAT MADE YOU LAUGH?

Joshie-poo always makes me laugh.

Oops! I Did It Again

Published July 15, 2012 by bossymoksie

Got another Lovely Blog Award, that is. Thank you It Is What It Is… for the honor! Let’s just get right down to business!

RULES:

Thank the person/people who nominated you and link back to them in your post. Share seven possibly unknown things about yourself. Nominate fifteen or so bloggers you admire. Contact the chosen bloggers to let them know and link back to them.
Britney smirk

So do you think that I’m sent from above?
1-I like men with money. Call me whatever you want, but I’ve dated 1 or 2 a few guys without it and it wasn’t good. For either one of us. I’m not talking millions, however above minimum wage is necessary.
2-My presence seems to make men happy. Unless I’m completely ignoring them.
3-There is no I in the word team. I could give f*ck. I still come first.
4-Karma is a bitch. If you are a jerk to me, please expect that same courtesy from me.
5-I will look for someone new while we are still dating if you are lacking.
6-If you want to be treated like a man, then simply act like one. Men seem to be confused about what that is. This means not being a pussy, a child, or any other behavior that justifies you being a bullshitter. I will be the first one in line screaming “you da man!” if it applies.
7-I don’t fake it.

And It’s Not Even My Birthday

Published July 1, 2012 by bossymoksie

You like me. You really really like me. And by you I mean, onlinedating journal. I have to give her mad props because 99% of my awards have been from her. She’s got a gazillion awards because everything is at her blog. Love, sex, drama, villains, action, comedy. All rock n roll, all the time. And now she is calling all guest bloggers to fill her shoes while she’s living the rockn roll dream for a month or two.

And now-drumroll- the award.

Dr. Horrible’s Blog Award

Now this is the badass award of badasses from badasstonia.

Bad Horse, from “Dr. Horrible”,  is a villain you should be afraid of apparently and if you don’t do as he pleases you will be very sorry. I like this horse. We are on the same page.

This award is for the baddest of the bad, who should rule the world! This award laughs in the face of rules! But gives them anyways. That’s how baddass it is.
Rules:

1.  You MUST accept, otherwise Bad Horse will be very disappointed.  And you will not like him when he is disappointed.

2.  You MAY NOT pass this blog award to someone that has already won this award.  That means that it can’t go back to the person that gave it to or to anyone else that has already received it.

3.  Put the tag on your blog, so that others may recognize your awesomeness and not gift you again.

4.  Thank the blogger that gave you the award and link back to them on your blog.

5.  Award as many, or as few, bloggers as you would like.  You must give it to at least ONE blogger.  After that, it’s at your discretion.

Put the baddest bitch in heels right here.

6.  Answer these questions:

a) If you ran the world, what would you outlaw immediately?

Bad pick up lines.

b) Boxers or briefs?

Depends on my mood.

c)If you made a Nobel speech, who would you thank?

All the little people. Because they probably did most of the work.  
      *******
My Baddass Noms-
http://reemachronicles.wordpress.com/
http://serenityluv.com/
And a shout out to theforgottenwife for creating this amazingly badass award!

Baby, One More Time

Published June 29, 2012 by bossymoksie

One Lovely Blogger Award!I am not referring to another dull round with Mr. Okay. I am referring to getting another award. Yes! I wants all the awards. This time, I promise to do everything in one post! (Which is why it took me so long to make this post).

I have been called many, many things in my life. And lovely has been one of them! And now my blog has been called it that name too! Thank you artgirlnyc for nominating me.

And you know the drill by now: rules. In accepting this award, I probably should must:
  1. Link back to the blogger who nominated you.
  2. Post the blog award image on your page.
  3. Tell 7 facts about yourself.
  4. Nominate 15 other blogs and let the nominees know they been chosen.

Oh baby, baby…

I must confess:

1.I’m a leo.
2.I can kill knats with my bare hands.
3.I love shopping. For anything. I could be shopping for paper and I would love it.
4.I still haven’t been to my personal facebook page since I got mad at it.
5.I prefer dogs over cats.
6.I can’t wait to see Magic Mike. Dancing and abs! Thankyouverymuch.
7.If I could sing, I would never talk again. I would just SANG everything.
*link JIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKdZJbAZ_4E
Nominations for the lovelies:
http://didwedosomethingtodeservethis.wordpress.com/
http://snarkatussin.wordpress.com/
http://simplystephanieblog.wordpress.com/

Also, my WordPress reader is actin a fool, so if you haven’t seen me around, it’s because I didn’t know you posted something new!

I appreciate the support my lovelies! (warning: another award post to come).

ME ME ME

Published June 11, 2012 by bossymoksie

15 things about me!

1. No job can hold me down! They really don’t work around your dating/beauty regime schedule, do they?

2. If you earn my respect you will get it. If not, then good luck to ya!

3. I’ve had 4 marraige proposals. Dodged 4 bullets. (future blog post)

4. I have a low threshold for boredom. Hence long term commitments to men a job to anything isn’t for me.

5. I’ve only committed to doing this blog for a full year…after that all bets are off.

6. I am rebellious and stubborn. Which means I will do the opposite of what you say. It’s just in me. It’s natural. You can’t stop it. Don’t try.

7. If I won the lottery, I would give half away to the poor. Being poor sucks. Besides I’m marrying someone rich anyway and will need to do something for image control.

8. I often use sex as a weapon. It’s worth it. Trust me. There have been no complaints to my face.

9. I went to Google University. That’s why I know my shit.

10. Hard liquor puts hair on your chest. I don’t want hair on my chest. I will drink my fruity girly drinks!

11. I will do things just to see how you react. It’s amusing. I. Can’t. Help. Myself.

12. What do I want to be when I grow up? Just me. Awesomeness. Like I’ve always been.

13. I LOVE Hot PINK! And GOLD!

14. I love shiny things. Hence, I love jewelry.  And whatever else is shiny. We could be in the middle of- anything- and if something shiny crosses my eyeline, I will be distracted.

As far as I’m concerned, there are only two car types. Shiny and not.

Shiny………………

Shinyyyyyyy…this blog post is taking longer than I planned…

I mean really, everything important in life is shiny. But now back to what’s really important. ME!

15. If I had instragram on my phone, pics of me would be all over this joint! But I don’t.

Craptacular cell phone pic of me looking like Disney character. Just for you, bitches.

You can thank OnlineDatingJournal for this post. (And for recognizing my awesomeness.)

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN!!!!

Published June 11, 2012 by bossymoksie

Not one but two awards! I have to thank datingbitch at onlinedatingjournal for both of these. She’s my  number one bitch! (In the best way). Please check her blog out. There are sexy, funny and heartfelt posts there. You’ll enjoy it!

But being this awesome still bears responsibility. And rules. (They just can’t let you be awesome, can they?) Here are the rules of these awards:

Versatile Blogger Award

Versatile Blogger Award logo

  • Thank the person who gave you this award [in a post]. That’s common courtesy.
  • Include a link to their blog. That’s also common courtesy — if you can figure out how to do it.
  • Next, select 15 blogs/bloggers that you’ve recently discovered or follow regularly. ( I would add, pick blogs or bloggers that are excellent!)
  • Nominate those 15 bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award — you might include a link to this site.
  • Finally, tell the person who nominated you 7 things about yourself.

Sunshine Award

Sunshine Award logo

  • Include the award logo in a post or on your blog (see the flower photo above).
  • Answer 10 questions about yourself.
  • Nominate  10-12 other fabulous bloggers.
  • Link your nominees to the post and comment on their blogs, letting them know that they have been nominated.
  • Share the love and link the person who nominated you.

Since I like to do whatever I want, I will do…whatever I want. I will award 16 and it will be so. And I have judged these recipients purely on subjectivity and nepotism. So these are whom I shall award.

Versatile Blogger Award- some poetry, a mistress, a stripper, and lots of dating adventures.

http://tressmiss.wordpress.com/

http://howtodateboys.wordpress.com/

http://itsjustmetoday.wordpress.com/

http://mothstoaflame.net/

http://blameitondisney.wordpress.com/

http://snarkatussin.wordpress.com/

http://unklehookd.wordpress.com/

http://avoicefromwithin.wordpress.com/

http://somuchforthefairytale.wordpress.com/

http://ellayourbella.wordpress.com/

Sunshine Award- a father, a few sarcastic bitches, and a really happy girl.

http://theimmaturemansguide.wordpress.com/

http://essaalroc.com/

http://alsanda.wordpress.com/ – Humorous Dispassionate

http://smilesandhappiness.wordpress.com/

http://joesshittyideas.com/

http://popcultureperversion.com/

And yes, this is the second time I’ve won the Versatile Blogger award. I am just that versatile. I will share 15 things about me in my next post. Stay tuned!

BIG PIMPIN

Published May 4, 2012 by bossymoksie

Now that I am an AWARD winning blogger, I have to give back to the community and give a shout out to 15 bloggers. Cuz it’s really about who you know.  Since I’m new to this, and I am lazy have A.D.D., I had to scour the wordpress pages for days hours to see what was out there. Here are 15 blogs/posts that I thought were funny and/or interesting in no particular order.

http://whatidesiredtosay.wordpress.com/ – for anyone who’s worked in customer service

http://narcissistsblog.wordpress.com/ – with a title like that, how can it go wrong? (hint: it doesn’t) for MATURE peeps only

http://thatfredguy.wordpress.com/2012/05/01/you-might-be-addicted-to-wordpress-blogging-if/ – funny because it’s true

http://datingindresses.com/ – more dating stories!

http://chiclycute.com/ – beauty tips and empowerment, what’s NOT to love?

http://iamchasehartley.com/ – because it’s smart to see what the opposite sex is thinking about the datin game

http://kaneiciascorner.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/act-like-a-lady-think-like-a-woman/– insights on dating, fitness and motivation. You know, gettin yo ish together. Sign me up! (but don’t expect me to follow through)

http://ananimiss.wordpress.com/ – funny ish goin on right here!

http://villaforsaleinrome.com/ – whenever I find my sugardaddy, we will be visiting this site and the country!

http://twenty4sevenmagazine.wordpress.com/ – videos of comedians and rapper remixes. Hell to the yes!

http://awomeninherthirties.com/2012/04/28/is-your-marriage-healthy/– relationship advice for the marrieds, but may apply to singles too

http://creativedonkey.wordpress.com/ – comics and other funny ish

http://tweetybfine.wordpress.com/ – random ish, news, and a rant

http://roboticrhetoric.wordpress.com/2012/04/15/youve-all-got-porn-vision/ – not robotic at all

http://didwedosomethingtodeservethis.wordpress.com/ – two girls tag-teamin one blog, and it’s good times

Congrats! You have been tagged nominated!

And when I say nominated, I mean you’ve won! Here are the rules for winning!

  • Thank the person who gave you this award [in a post]. That’s common courtesy.
  • Include a link to their blog. That’s also common courtesy — if you can figure out how to do it.
  • Next, select 15 blogs/bloggers that you’ve recently discovered or follow regularly. ( I would add, pick blogs or bloggers that are excellent!)
  • Nominate those 15 bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award — you might include a link to this site.
  • Finally, tell the person who nominated you 7 things about yourself [usually this is all done in one post, but I broke this up into two posts cuz that’s how I roll].

Link to the award (rules):

http://versatilebloggeraward.wordpress.com/vba-rules/

And thanks again to onlinedatingjournal (also for MATURE eyes) for awarding this honor to me and for keepin it real!