The burden of being so lovely and endearing is that people just want more of you. Which means more attention for me, so yay!
I have been tagged by the lovely and amazing and candid Narcissist. (I LOVE THIS BLOG NAME!)
So here we go. Rules:
Rule #1- Post the rules. Well we’re going to skip that because I will be choosing which rules I want to follow, per usual, to fit my agenda
like a flimsy excuse to show off my new hairdo. If you’re dying to know what these rules are, click here to see the post that I was tagged in.
Rule #2- Post a photo of yourself and eleven random facts about you. Instead I will just be bombarding pics of myself throughout this post. You’re welcome. What more do you need to know anyway, besides how much I love my new hairdo
and taking pictures of myself.
Rule#3- Answer 11 questions from the blogger who tagged you. I will follow this rule.
If you could have any super power what would it be?
All of them. Of course.
Dogs or Cats?
A dog. One. Maybe; that’s kind of a big commitment.
What is the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?
Those cheesy one liners are always the worst, but I can’t remember any that have been used on me because I have blocked them from my memory. Yes, they are that traumatic.
Beer or Wine?
Wine please! Unless you have a fruity beer available but you probably won’t so I’ll take the wine.
What is one thing that makes a person undateable?
Bad hygiene and being super frugal. Yeah I listed two things. Bite me.
Bacon or Sausage?
bacon, bacon, bacon
What is the worst show on television?
Most of them. I don’t watch much television anymore, it’s that bad out there. Thanks bad television, for forcing me off the couch to get a life
and going online more for my entertainment.
Challenger or Mustang?
Whichever one is shinier.
If you could be become a member of the opposite sex for one day, would you?
Just cause I could. And curiosity.
And knowledge is power.
What would you do in your new body?
Pee outside, go topless ALL THE TIME and get a blowjob. I mean really, what’s the big deal with that?!
Rule #5- Tag 11 people and ask them 11 new questions. Um, no. I don’t do the chasing. I do the running. Here’s another picture instead.
If you would like a link to your blog on THIS post, let me know in the comments section below. For the first 11 people who request it, I will put a link to their blog below the following picture.