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Four Years Flew By…

Published March 23, 2015 by bossymoksie

Hello my blogging community and followers!

I guess time really does fly when you’re having fun. And when you disappear for 10 months. 

I know, I know. You miss me. And I miss you. But I’ve been lazy busy with life stuff and haven’t had a chance to write. I’ve never forgotten you except anytime I was away from my computer plus many, many many other times. You were always on my mind except for when you weren’t.

And then I realized shit! today is my blog’s FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!!

another year of putting up with me

So to honor my blog still being here and not deleted by WordPress due to neglect I decided to write you guys a quick shout out. And to let you know I will be back. So hang in there!

I will also honor it with something I do to honor just about anything, any day, any time this:

champagne toast

A toast to me! … and my followers.

Cheers! I hope you’re all doing well,

And see ya soon!

Bossy Moksie

Peekaboo! Me looking away from the mirror in my lap to look at YOU. See, I do love you guys!

My Top 5’s

Published January 9, 2014 by bossymoksie

I know everyone has viewed their WordPress stats and all that. So I thought I’d give a shout out to those that help make this blog happen by reading and commenting.

Top 5 Commenters (are guys surprise, surprise)

#1 Is Reema, my game twin! (You beat Social Kenny this year.) My game twin meaning he knows what’s what in the dating world and in life in general, and he breaks it all down here, Reema Chronicles.

#2 Social Kenny, living up to his name while handing out PUA advice at his blog with his in-your-face writing.

#3 Marellus, a lover and a hater of my posts with no blog of his own (that I know of).

#4 Bogs at Smart Day Game where he chronicles his own PUA adventures and lessons.

#5 Chin Up, Chest High who is going through his dating adventures and lessons as a divorcee.

A quick shout out to #6, Serenity Luv, my top female commenter. Thanks!

Ladies speak up! I like to hear from you too! I’m an equal opportunity attention whore-er!

Top 5 Posts

The Money Guy…I Mean the Funny Guy

I Know, I Know, I’m Always It

It’s Our Anniversary!

Why A New Guy Loses Interest

Three Libra Men Strike Out (who knew so many women googled Libra Men?)

I have to give a special thanks to Captain Capitalism for single-handedly making the top two posts as popular as they were. Thanks for sharing this blog with your Manosphere buds. Because every attention whore knows that any attention is better than none, so I thank you from the bottom of my heart! You’ve given me more views than my actual fans!

Okay, enough about you people. Let’s get back to ME! Here are some of my random personal Top 5 lists.

My Top 5 Things I Love to Rant About

#1 Men Dates

#2 Traffic making me late and not the fact that I woke up late, or left late, or took too long doing my hair

#3 My hair not doing my bidding

#4 Work anything and everything but mostly that I have to do it…sometimes

#5 Anything that I think is Bullshit

My Top 5 Songs of the Moment

#1 No Angel by Beyonce

#2 National Anthem by Lana Del Rey (WARNING: this is the long version of her video and may be offensive to some. I just love that she has mixed kids in the video).

#3 If I Were a Boy, the GLEE cover damn I wish I could sang!

#4 Yonce by Beyonce

#5 Flawless by Beyonce (okay, okay I just got her new album and I am all over it)

My Top 5 Beauty Products I Fell In Love With in 2013

#1 Aloe Juice

#2 Coconut Oil

#3 Lancome anything

#4 Giovanni anything

#5 Nars Bronzer Powder

My Top 5 Drinks I Drank in 2013

#1 Any Margarita specialty drink

#2 Sweet tea vodka with lemonade

#3 Snow cone

#4 Pina Colada on the rocks

#5 Flavored Mojito’s

My Top 5 Sleeping Positions when Next to a Guy

#1 My head on his chest aka him as a human pillow

#2  My feet underneath some part of him aka him as a human foot warmer

#3 Spread out on the bed like a star fish so that he has only a sliver of bed to sleep on

#4 Sleeping on one of his arms so that he has to stare at my beauty all night since he is wide awake (because his arm underneath me is asleep due to me cutting off it’s blood circulation)

#5 Cuddling…awwww aka him as a human heater

Happy New Year and Resolutions

Published January 2, 2013 by bossymoksie

It’s a new year!

Which pretty much means it’s just another day.

Now that we’ve gotten Christmas out of the way and spent quality time with spiked eggnog and punch family, re-living fights and gripes memories, and opening all our old wounds presents, we can move on with our lives and focus on more important matters: OURSELVES!

Instead of doing the sam-o resolutions I think my only resolution will be to focus on some direction in my life. I came to this conclusion during my post break-up involuntary bed rest.

Like maybe a career? Like maybe commit to something for longer than a year? Yuck!

I mean it would have to be a job that I’m good at and is fun. Like fuckin with men’s minds.

But then I realized, I could easily commit to something that is the most awesome and interesting thing in the world. ME! If I could somehow find a job where all have to do is be me, then I will be set and a fuckin genius.

So far, I’ve come up with having my own reality show or a sugar daddy who is rarely home or super old. I’ve spent some time already on the latter, and you would think that it would be easy, but it actually requires more work than it looks. Because it requires me to play nice and jump through some hoops. I am not ready to make my own sex tape yet or sleep with a famous athlete, so a reality show is out of the question.

Maybe a memoir? Or maybe a dating advice coach as Social Kenny keeps suggesting?  Either way, I have to be my own boss, because, that’s how I roll. There is always a time in jobs and relationships where someone else likes to point out how much in charge they are. And there will always be a time when I will show them how much they are not. So I need a career that revolves around that trait of mine!

In the meantime, just wanted to point out a few new features to my blog. Some were requests, and since I’m an attention whore a giver, I am happy to oblige. I will be posting more of my own personal dating adventures and doing a few ‘Angry Letter’s’ posts.  I will probably call it something else.

Other changes I’m making were not requests but I’m doing it anyway because I can. ‘Ask a Bitch’ will be posted every other week, and I will be posting more videos (including videos of me!). Not sure what these videos of me will be as of yet, since I don’t want to repeat what I already wrote. If you readers have any suggestions or requests, please comment below.

Programming Note

Published August 17, 2012 by bossymoksie

I won’t be posting Ask a Bitch! this weekend because I got people to see and places to be. Hope you all have a good one.

Also, I try to make an effort to visit new visitors (and my regulars) and at least comment and read a few posts, but I’ve been slacking off this month because of all the sex I’m having of the increased activity on my blog! I am happy to be getting more attention (duh) and will be catching up with you sooner or later!

Meme Lovin on My Facebook!

Published July 20, 2012 by bossymoksie

In my quest to find the PERFECT pictures for my posts, I have stumbled upon quite a few Memes. And I love them!!! So I am dedicating my impersonal Entertainer Facebook page to making memes with dating jokes and what’s going on with my dating life. Like:

If this happens this weekend, I will be a pissed bitch!

So go to the side menu of my blog and check out my Facebook page. Naturally you’ll want to hit the ‘Like’ button as well. Check out my meme’s and tell me what you think. Stay tuned, there will be a contest!

So don’t be shy, I don’t bite. Much.

Oops! I Did It Again

Published July 15, 2012 by bossymoksie

Got another Lovely Blog Award, that is. Thank you It Is What It Is… for the honor! Let’s just get right down to business!

RULES:

Thank the person/people who nominated you and link back to them in your post. Share seven possibly unknown things about yourself. Nominate fifteen or so bloggers you admire. Contact the chosen bloggers to let them know and link back to them.
Britney smirk

So do you think that I’m sent from above?
1-I like men with money. Call me whatever you want, but I’ve dated 1 or 2 a few guys without it and it wasn’t good. For either one of us. I’m not talking millions, however above minimum wage is necessary.
2-My presence seems to make men happy. Unless I’m completely ignoring them.
3-There is no I in the word team. I could give f*ck. I still come first.
4-Karma is a bitch. If you are a jerk to me, please expect that same courtesy from me.
5-I will look for someone new while we are still dating if you are lacking.
6-If you want to be treated like a man, then simply act like one. Men seem to be confused about what that is. This means not being a pussy, a child, or any other behavior that justifies you being a bullshitter. I will be the first one in line screaming “you da man!” if it applies.
7-I don’t fake it.