Hey you. Yeah, you sitting in front of the computer while watching “Family Guy”. Dirty house, sloppy clothes, unshowered. And why should you be clean? Your single. You’re a grown ass man. You can do whatever you want. And the only people you complain about being single is with your online social circle. Anonymously.
Well, here’s a clue. Supermodels don’t fall out of the sky into fanboys laps. And especially into the laps of half employed dudes who live with their mothers and have no interest in anything other than Warcraft and their next action movie sequel.
Get out. Get a life.
Oh but women want money. They want the stud in the comic books. They want the movie star. Prince charming on a horse that’s gonna make all their problems go away with a valiant swing of their sword. Shut up and stop hiding behind those excuses. Of course there are some women who think that way
like supermodels and myself. But not all of them. You know what women want?
They want you to be confident. Do you, whatever that is, and respect it, accept it. They want attention. They want to know you are into them and think they are the best thing ever since Stewey. Yes, even better than your favorite sports team. Even better than those stupid movie sequels and Warcraft. Notice that I didn’t say you should give them up, but you should always know that the women are better. (We are!) They want companionship. And, like you, they want orgasms.
(Most) women are willing to put up with almost any of your other annoying traits if you can deliver these few things. Some would even put up with cheating, your body odor, bald head, and addiction to war craft.
So spend some time in the real world and bring yourself home a woman!