Where I answer your questions about love, dating and hairy situations (questions in bold):
I don’t know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. She can be really picky and already has everything. She complains how everyone buys her lotions every year so I can’t do that. I want to get her something special. I was going to get her jewelry but there’s gold and white gold and silver. I don’t know which one she likes and I can’t read minds. I didn’t know there were that many choices. Help?
I know this may require a some effort but bear with me. Pay attention to her for 24 hours.
What does she mostly talk about? How is her room decorated? Is there a bunch of gold jewlery in her jewelry box? Or silver? What’s her favorite TV show? These are all clues she leaves you about her interests and personality. After you have covertly discerned what makes her tick. get her something that is in line with that. Whether it’s glittery accessories for her cell phone, the latest “Hunger Games” book, or the diamond stud earrings she stared at for 2 hours while you waited, bored, wondering what you were gonna eat for lunch.
Easy. See? You don’t have to read minds.
Or you could ask her directly. It’s not as romantic but it’ll do.
What should I get my man as a gift for Christmas? We’ve only been dating for 3 weeks.
A blowjob. You can make it festive by clicking here.
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Personally, I wouldn’t buy her jewelry if we haven’t been a couple for more than 5 years.
I’d get something inexpensive (body creams would do but she’s tired of lotions).
Since Bossy’s a girl, you definitely advocate jewels and diamonds lol!
Seriously? 5 years? You are such a catch Kenny 😀
I thought 5 years was reasonable?
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lol maybe for big diamond earrings or an engagement ring… nothing wrong with a nice necklace or funky bracelet!
5 years is a long time!
5 years is way too damn long Kenny! Be for real now. I can say at least a year…but damn that’s a lifetime…by then you should be married! lol
LOL
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Well, they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. 😉
I do feel you on waiting though. Maybe not 5 years, but I don’t think expensive jewelry should be bought in the first 6 months. unless you are dating me of course!
hahahahaha 5 years is a long time for jewlery. Many inexpensive gifts besides lotions. Also, you can buy jewlery for very cheap.
Love giving a the gift of a blow job… always so appreciated!
Now here’s something you should not give until 5 years! lmao!!!
LMAO!!! Some girls like to do this on the first date! Or first meet (at a club or something) even!
I’m not sucking no pissy dick at the club!!! Cries laughing…but yeah I know chics will suck & swallow any where they just get off on that…but I think this is a gift for marriage or a very long term relationship!
lmao!! yep make them show they deserve it!
@ Serenityluv- LMAO at the pissy dick! You don’t give head until marriage and Kenny doesn’t give jewelry until marriage…if you’re lucky.
@SillyG- Preach! Men have to show that they deserve ANYTHING! That’s what I always say.
Lol I hear that. But I think Serenity is bullshitting though with the head part
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Guys are so easy.
You guys crack me up!!!!
A Blowjob…You crack me up. Hehehehehe….True though…Hehehehe…
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Sooz
Thanks. Men are so easy to distract… I mean please.
Hehehehehe……
xx
Sooz
See if you’re like me and you like nice things, then you should get your girl nice things. You can’t be fly and your girl is looking raggedy. Your girl is always going to be a reflection of you. When you see your girl tonight, have her write a list of a few things she would want for christmas and then pick a few and get them. That’s exactly what I did. Also, get something engraved man. Get a picture frame engraved. Doesn’t cost a lot and your girl will love it.
Yes! Tell him Reema, tell him! I can always count on you. The picture frame is a great idea.
haha nothing wrong with getting your girl nice shit. I have a few good contacts so I was able to get 50% off some nice shit. Of course wifey doesn’t have to know that. Picture frame cost $35
Never been gift giver myself, I always give gift for birthday and all other gifts are optional, meaning I can give it on holiday or any other time I feel like buying her gift.