Just, no. Stop.
Calm it the fuck down. Step away from the mug shot and ‘Like” button. Get off your ass, and go meet some available, real life guy that doesn’t have a rap sheet of carrying weapons illegally and using them on people.
You are embarrassing yourselves right now.
I hate, HATE!, to say this but I am so Team Guys-Who-Complain-About-Women right now.