So I was out the other night with the ladies. It was a really luxuriant and swanky place. Meaning $$$ for drinks and food with a good view of the surrounding buildings.
And we ran into some guys. Because they are everywhere. We wanted attention and we got it. I met a guy, who was kinda little, meaning skinny, and I usually don’t like super skinny guys because they make me feel fat. But he was really funny. We had rapport. We had jokes. We had banter. We were buzzed. It seemed as though we had a few things in common. It was a great meet. And it didn’t hurt that our drinks were supplied by him and his friends. I didn’t even remember his name, but I remembered that it was a good time. And that I gave him my number. He and his friends eventually had to leave for a bachelor party, and they invited my friends and I but we declined. The bachelor party was a pool party and not a stripper party, but did that mean we were gonna be the ‘entertainment’ in our bikinis in the pool? No thank you, I’m not that hard up for attention.
The next night, he calls me. He wants to hang out that same night! No thank you, I already have plans, but even if I didn’t, I still wouldn’t have went. I mean, I just saw you the night before. But I’m now glad that I got your name cleared up in my head. So we set something up for the following weekend. In the meantime, we talked on the phone and texted each other, where the conversation was still fun and a good time. He made sure to bring up his houses in Florida and Texas, and how he blinged out his former longterm girlfriend. I’m sure he said some other things about himself and past relationships but this is all I heard:
Ka-ching!
Shiiiiiiiiny…me wanty.
A girl always misses a few new best friends…
Hmm…It’s always a good time to update your wardrobe.
Note to men: He has told me, in so many words, that this is what he thinks he has of value to offer a woman. And I am not one to argue when it serves my purpose.
He is actually planning on going to his place in Florida soon since the weather is cold here and wants to take me. Sounds like a promising future to me!
But something tells me I’m gonna have to work for it (you always do!) It can’t really be this easy…
To be continued…
My last long-term was super skinny…but tall, so I didn’t feel THAT fat…
Enjoy the ride!
um, riding is exactly what I’m afraid of when it comes to skinny guys…but I get what you mean. We will see!
Why you suspect that something wrong? because it is too fast and comes too easy?
Maybe he just really digs you.
Girls have a 6th sense (that we don’t like to use until reality slaps us in the face with concrete proof). There’s more, I will post tomorrow.
“Maybe he just really digs you”
Never come between a woman and her delusions.
Men are far better judges of men than women are.
Well duh, of course he’s into me.
But that’s good advice, us womens like our delusions.
Oh snaps! If money is the only thing he has to offer, makes me wonder what he’s compensating for (small penis, poor bedroom skills, AIDS, third nipple or what not). On the upside, it sounds like he used to trading money for what not so I’d take advantage of it. Just be careful, he could be an axe murderer! The whole thing does sound too good to be true tho
I know, what is he trying to cover up? Hopefully it’s just insecurity.
If you figure it out, lemme know!
I hate when guys do it, but hey! Could be fun for a few minutes, right? Be careful, but have fun. Maybe that’s the only way he knows how to be an ice breaker.
Oh it could be alot of fun! But it does show major insecurity and lack of how to approach women.
I don’t think any of this sounds too good to be true. This is trick game 101. Work that trick Mo 🙂
Oh you know I will! He’s just making it way too easy which is making me suspicious.
This sounds like a young guy in the intro, but as it got down to the center of the post, it read as though he was an old-wealthy guy.
What as I missing, old or young?
He’s 28.
I guess if I had it like that I’d flaunt it a little but damn….lol
A little but you don’t have to hit the girl over the head with it!
Proceed with caution! I tried to date a guy like this once. It didn’t work out quite like I’d planned. http://thisimperfectjourney.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/don-draper-i-think-not/
Great story. I like how he suddenly called you out for wanting him for his money, even though he dangled that carrot. I’m glad you went off on him (it’s what I did). Can we help it if the truth hurts? (and that we’re mad that we didn’t get our shopping sprees, lol)
You are the reason that in less than 200 years the entire planet will be one big Muslim Caliphate.
So what you’re saying is that one person really can make a difference! And that person will be me. Good to know.
What Every 14 Year Old Boy Needs to Hear
Men, you need to take your sons (14 years old or not, every male really needs to read this) and make them read this.
I’m not even going to dissect it on account it should be painfully clear what you and your sons should pull from this. And trust me, you will save your sons an immeasurable amount of pain and grief in the future showing them this and explaining it to them rather than letting them go into the meat grinder uninformed.
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.nl/2013/01/what-every-14-year-old-boy-needs-to-hear.html
I agree, every boy and man should read this post as a cautionary tale! You wanna feed a girl bullshit and promises instead of just being secure with yourself and your manhood, then BEWARE, especially of bitches like me.
There is no doubt this person has a micropenis.
I guess we’ll never know!
So: fat? check. Money-grubbing? check. Narcissist? check. Slut? check.
Boy, I can’t imagine why you’re single.
Do you feel better now?
Damn, these dudes are going in on you! Did you post this on a pick up forum or something? Comments are mad random
Click the link under Hector’s comment. Someone linked me and all his lovely friends are running over here to pay me their respects.
They sound mad as hell hahaha. These guys are those Men’s rights dudes. They’re on that American women all fat and slutty. They’re worst than bitter simps. These are the same guys going to other countries and trickin on foreign women.
LOL Reema. Artie’s comment is my personal favorite because it’s painfully obvious he did a lot of research before making it.
I’m actually surprised I didn’t piss some dudes off sooner!
Pretty much! I bet you Artie is single