It’s a new year!
Which pretty much means it’s just another day.
Now that we’ve gotten Christmas out of the way and spent quality time with
spiked eggnog and punch family, re-living fights and gripes memories, and opening all our old wounds presents, we can move on with our lives and focus on more important matters: OURSELVES!
Instead of doing the sam-o resolutions I think my only resolution will be to focus on some direction in my life. I came to this conclusion during my post break-up involuntary bed rest.
Like maybe a career? Like maybe commit to something for longer than a year? Yuck!
I mean it would have to be a job that I’m good at and is fun.
Like fuckin with men’s minds.
But then I realized, I could easily commit to something that is the most awesome and interesting thing in the world. ME! If I could somehow find a job where all have to do is be me, then I will be set
and a fuckin genius.
So far, I’ve come up with having my own reality show or a sugar daddy who is rarely home or super old. I’ve spent some time already on the latter, and you would think that it would be easy, but it actually requires more work than it looks.
Because it requires me to play nice and jump through some hoops. I am not ready to make my own sex tape yet or sleep with a famous athlete, so a reality show is out of the question.
Maybe a memoir? Or maybe a dating advice coach as Social Kenny keeps suggesting? Either way, I have to be my own boss, because, that’s how I roll. There is always a time in jobs and relationships where someone else likes to point out how much in charge they are. And there will always be a time when I will show them how much they are not. So I need a career that revolves around that trait of mine!
In the meantime, just wanted to point out a few new features to my blog. Some were requests, and since I’m
an attention whore a giver, I am happy to oblige. I will be posting more of my own personal dating adventures and doing a few ‘Angry Letter’s’ posts. I will probably call it something else.
Other changes I’m making were not requests but I’m doing it anyway
because I can. ‘Ask a Bitch’ will be posted every other week, and I will be posting more videos (including videos of me!). Not sure what these videos of me will be as of yet, since I don’t want to repeat what I already wrote. If you readers have any suggestions or requests, please comment below.