Ask a Bitch!

Published December 2, 2012 by bossymoksie

I know I’m a day late, but I’ve gotten some flu bug thing. So here we go.

Where I answer your questions about love, dating and hairy situations (questions in bold):

What are some good pick-up lines?

Lines are lame and unless you deliver them knowing that, you’re DOA. You should just introduce yourself or comment on the environment you’re in. Or with a joke. Save the ass kissing compliments for a rainy day later. It doesn’t really matter what you say, it’s how you say it; with confidence and knowing that you’re everything she never knew she always wanted. Still want cheesy and crappy pick-up lines? Google that shit.

Does cheating include friendship? I am really good friends with a woman co-worker and my wife gets jealous and we have fights about it all the time. I am not secually attracted to my co-worker but we work well together, we get each other’s jokes, and can talk about anything. We know each other so well but that’s all there is to it. It’s not physical at all. How can I get my wife to understand that?

Maybe she’s just jelly of missing your brilliant jokes and being the one who gets to know you so well. Most people spend more time at work than they do at home. So if you’re “on” at work and then “off” at home and coasting, your wife has a good reason to be bitchy! Try to spend some quality time with her, build some inside jokes, and keep learning about each other. It sounds like you’re attracted to and interested in your co-workers personality and mind. If you’re not as interested or attracted to your wife’s mind or personality um, why did you marry her?then you have a much bumpier road ahead.


If you want my bitchy advice, please ask away in the comments section or email me at I will answer in a future blog post.

If you don’t want my bitchy advice, you might get it anyway.


9 comments on “Ask a Bitch!

  • Despite the name Pick-Up Artists, we are totally totally against pick-up lines! We are so against them and against using them, that I can’t begin to even describe it lol!

    Good point with the jealousy question. Maybe she’s missing out on that vibe from her husband.

  • Really? because half of this community and industry runs on canned lines lol

    I think canned lines are good for the beginner, when guy comes into game and his skill level poor and confidence even poorer, it is great that he can have some conversation starters, know most common responses, it gives him boost and he is not going to be stack after first line and he can practice away from field

    I think girls do it all the time, standing in front of mirror, looking on themselves on how they look with their best smile, eye contact, body language, some common phrases. They practice it every day even if it is not deliberate.

    • That’s a good point! But the PUA is more about strategy than just one line that’s going to seal the deal. I agree with you that canned responses or lines are good for the beginner. But it really doesn’t matter what a guy says. All I remember (and really respond to) is the body language and the vibe. That’s what most girls remember.
      And girls practice that shit for photos, not for reacting to guys. One thing I have seen girls practice for flirting is their voice and how they use it and change it.

      • Agree, first line mostly irrelevant, and most of time girl not even going to remember it, unless guys stops her, grabs her attention, and than delivers it. Than suddenly it is not this lazy who this guy anymore and lets see, but rather being in present, feeling tension, and being totally engaged in the moment and totally surrendering to the flow of the moment.

        For pictures? Really? lol.

        I don’t buy it, I think for any women the level of how much men find her attractive adds hugely to her social standing. Girls spend hours in front of mirror they check out their best smile, the way they gonna walk in this new dress, how much cleavage they going to show and how their ass looks, the voice their gonna talk to people etc…, sometimes they will even practice it with their gf’s. Everything is carefully calculated for maximum impact.

        And that how it should be done! People should always try to improve.

        Because it might look canned and calculated but eventually will become part of our personality.

        I just wish guy would take on same things and implement them into their life, practice talking with deeper voice, learn display confidence, learn good eye contact etc…, and than take it back to the real life.

        P.S: comment a bit long lol

      • @Bogs
        I’m all for equal opportunity primping! BUT I did date a dude once who always checked himself in the mirror before we left his place. And sometimes he spent longer than me getting ready. It was annoying.
        If girls are practicing their looks for dudes, they don’t admit it! I do think we are more encouraged to be vain and work on how we appear, so yeah, we are in front of the mirror a lot.

  • 1. Pickup lines can work but you don’t even need to do all of that. Before you start approaching women, you need to work on your inner confidence and work on the energy your giving off to women. A simple hello will do the trick if you have real confidence. Confidence comes from your experience and your knowledge. Don’t go trick your money off thinking that’s going to work.

    2. Cheating does not include friendship but let’s keep it 100. You guys aren’t really friends. You like the sexual tension and the attention you get from the girl at your job. You need to go home tonight and focus on your relationship game. Your wife is going to start looking for that “friendship” you have with another dude. Then you won’t be able to say anything because you’re doing the same thing. If you really want to be friends start bringing her around your wife so they can be cool.

    • On point as usual.
      1-As I said above, it doesn’t matter what is said, we pick up on your body language and confidence and vibe. Pick up lines aren’t not necessary! Confidence is.
      2-Good suggestion about all three hanging out.Hiding relationships makes them seem more shady.

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