I know I’m a day late, but I’ve gotten some flu bug thing. So here we go.
Where I answer your questions about love, dating and hairy situations (questions in bold):
What are some good pick-up lines?
Lines are lame and unless you deliver them knowing that, you’re DOA. You should just introduce yourself or comment on the environment you’re in. Or with a joke. Save the
ass kissing compliments for a rainy day later. It doesn’t really matter what you say, it’s how you say it; with confidence and knowing that you’re everything she never knew she always wanted. Still want cheesy and crappy pick-up lines? Google that shit.
Does cheating include friendship? I am really good friends with a woman co-worker and my wife gets jealous and we have fights about it all the time. I am not secually attracted to my co-worker but we work well together, we get each other’s jokes, and can talk about anything. We know each other so well but that’s all there is to it. It’s not physical at all. How can I get my wife to understand that?
Maybe she’s just jelly of missing your brilliant jokes and being the one who gets to know you so well. Most people spend more time at work than they do at home. So if you’re “on” at work and then “off” at home and coasting, your wife has a good reason to be bitchy! Try to spend some quality time with her, build some inside jokes, and keep learning about each other. It sounds like you’re attracted to and interested in your co-workers personality and mind. If you’re not as interested or attracted to your wife’s mind or personality
um, why did you marry her?then you have a much bumpier road ahead.
If you want my bitchy advice, please ask away in the comments section or email me at email@example.com. I will answer in a future blog post.
If you don’t want my bitchy advice, you might get it anyway.