Where I answer your questions about love, dating and hairy situations (questions in bold):
Met a hot girl at a Halloween party. We talked and had sex the same night. When I called her a week later, there was no answer. I thought we had a good time and wanted to see if there was something beyond a night of costumes. What now?
She was having fun. If she’s not responding she either A) didn’t think you were that great,B) you were a great distraction for her loneliness, C) has a boyfriend, or D) doesn’t remember wtf she did and is more than happy to forget it.
There’s really nothing you can do if she doesn’t respond.
I usually go to the same club on the weekends. there is this hot guy that I see there all the time. I’m really into him and have fun. We slept together a few times after the club closed but I want to go out on a date with him. How can I do that?
Stop sleeping with him. He’s having fun too and thinks you’re fun. And that’s about it. Because that’s all you’ve shown him. And why would he want to change it? If you want to show him how fun you are outside the club and bedroom, you’re gonna have to stop the fucking and show him how great and fun your personality is,
that is if you really have a fun personality or anything more to offer than your vagina.
I’ve seen this guy at a party and he’s really attractive. I like him. But when I talked to him for a few minutes I turned into a complete dork and couldn’t really talk. How would I get him to ask me out especially when I can’t talk! Or should I just ask him out?
You can’t control someone else’s actions, especially a man’s. The main thing you can do is be attractive and irrisistible enough so that he doesn’t have a choice but to ask you out. Which means dressing to impress (at least yourself), smiling, and being confident. Be yourself, have a good time, talk about things that interest you and try to have a repoire. If you’re too nervous for that, or even to talk to him, there’s no way you’ll stand a chance on an actual date, let alone a relationship with this guy. Also, he’s not the son of God. Calm it down and stop building him up in your mind.
If you want my bitchy advice, please ask away in the comments section or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I will answer in a future blog post.
If you don’t want my bitchy advice, you might get it anyway.