I’ve been down with a nasty bug or something.
And while my minions have been doing things for me, blogging was not one of them!
But here I am, answering your questions about love, life and hairy situations (questions in bold):
I have a crush on a guy at work. We talk about everything, he texts me all night long after work, and we sometimes take long lunches together. I was pissed when he told me was dating someone, all those talks and he never mentioned her. We are friends now but still talk all the time. It sucks to be on the side and now he talks about his girlfriend to me more. It’s just not fair. Why her and not me. We still talk all the time.
That sounds like a great arrangement! For him. So while you are mooning over him, he gets his ego boosted from all your attention and then gets to fuck his girlfriend. And who do you have holding you and fucking you? Yeah. Stop giving him so much attention. Don’t let him continue taking up so much of your headspace. You have to make room for someone who’s actually available and appreciates you. That is what you want? Right?
How do you get over an ex?
Me? I make sure I think about all the things that annoyed me about him over and over. Then I make sure that I look amazing 24/7. Yes, even when I’m going to bed by myself. Even if I’m just checking the mail. And especially if I’m in a place where I might run into him. Lastly, I do anything and everything that I think is fun and makes me feel good. How do you get over an ex? I would suggest you do the same as me
but most likely you’re just gonna cry and bitch to your friends and possibly stalk him on Facebook.
I really like this girl. I know you say be cool, but it’s hard. I don’t wanna say something that will turn her off, or make her avoid me. And I want to know if she likes me too. How do I stay cool and find out if she feels the same?
Imagine her naked. j/k
Just remind yourself that she’s just another human being you are trying to get to know and connect with
and not a mystical mermaid who rose from a sea mist of rainbows to mingle with mere mortals. Again it’s not what you say, it’s how you say it. You want to have fun with her right? Then when you’re around her make sure you are having fun! How to know if she likes you? Body language, body language, body language. Learn it, live it, love it.