I read an article the other day and it got me thinking. The article explains how some dude thinks women should shut up about wage equality because we’re lazy and want to spend too much time with our kids. I don’t want to talk about this asshole but you can read the article here:
But the article brought up a few points which made me realize why I don’t want to get married.
Wives still do more housework while working full-time then most stay-at-home fathers do???!!!! This has long been an observation of mine. When men get married, they get an assistant, a nurse, a nanny, a maid, a friend, a whore, and a cook. And little-to-no credit for it. Even if you are a stay-at-home mom, it is assumed that all you do is sit at home and watch soap operas while eating brownies all day. Um, soap operas have been getting cancelled, haven’t you heard? BECAUSE WOMEN ARE TOO FUCKING BUSY FOR THAT SHIT!
When women get married they get…um… Someone who will listen to every stupid fucking thing they say?
Even though men don’t listen. Someone to share their hobbies with that you will eventually give up to be a part of his? Fun. Um, someone to share daily chores with? Keep dreaming. Someone to take care of your bills? Not in this economy, unless you’re a goldigger. Is it the mind blowing sex and intimacy? That last question was a joke. LOL! We all know that dies after marriage for most people.
Oh, is it to let society know that you are lovable and worthy enough to have some dude sit on your couch while you do everyfuckingthing?
And by society I mean your parents/friends/ex’s/your ego.
In what universe are women lining up for this shit? Oh yeah, this one. Women are begging for this and men are like ‘meh, I’ll get around to it’. WTF?! Is this the Twilight Zone?! I’m not even a lesbian and I want a fucking wife! If that’s not some brainwashing bullshit, I don’t know what is! Why is it that when I googled pics of a ball and chain, it was mostly pics of men wearing one, with a smiling woman in a wedding dress next to him??? Ha! More like the other way around. This is the ultimate mindfuck if there ever was in the whole dating game!
Because I know marriage is not a magic bullet to happiness, and I didn’t need this webmd article to point it out to me, but here’s a quote I thought was interesting:
Maybe guys are more realistic about what marriage actually entails and that’s why they aren’t in a hurry.
Or maybe they’re just afraid of the boring/lack of sex that’s in store for them.
I don’t completely blame men for all of this.
Women are so busy trying to be superwoman
and be attached to a man that they forget that they were once a human being who liked to fuck, among other things.
If I have to do EVERYTHING in a relationship, then why am I in the relationship? I’d rather be single and cut out half the