Not only do I not like to bring up ‘where the relationships is and where is it going’ but I also don’t like to talk about something that annoys the shit outta me or is not okay AFTER the fact. I like to let guys know, AS IT HAPPENS, even if it’s just a dirty look. Now this isn’t an excuse to start going off in the middle of a party and breaking a beer bottle to shank a dude
unless you’re both really into that or on a reality show.
I used to be one of those bitches who would logically
list point out how much you effed up and why and how it’s destroying the good time flow of things. I have talked, I have yelled. And I have had some pretty witty, good, hurtful comebacks too. But still none of this was effective. I strongly believe that when women talk all men hear is nv;snnjviagbavn ;lajogja[rg svdfnz zdfbfg jtydkmuj,lhf.ug;bdfhg.
Which is why I just like to say crazy shit sometimes, just to see if they’re paying attention. It’s also why I like to give monologues about stuff I know they don’t care about like hair and clothes, because they’e not really listening anyway. And I can get stuff off my chest and not seem like I’m talking to myself,
even though I pretty much am.
The truth is that men only respond to the sound of your firm, tight ass hitting the door on your way out. Or not coming through the door at all. Then he wants to figure out what happened and how he can fix it. As long as you are still in his face, whether you’re yelling or smiling, he knows he still got you. You wanna get his attention? Put on your fabulous spike heeled black boots and walk out the door. They perk up then! Problem was, I used to do that when I was absolutely done with them so no amount of pleading, gift giving, or actually asking about my hair day was going to work.
So now, when they say or do something stupid, I just look at them like they are crazy. That is the warning. They do it again and I disappear. Sure enough the guy, then wants to know
why I’m dry humping some guy at the club what’s up. If there’s something you don’t like, you tell them right away, not 6 months later after you realize it STILL bugs you even though it’s been clear wiped from his memory. Then you give him a chance to fix it. If he doesn’t come after you and want to know what’s up, or want to adjust himself then that’s when the walking boots go on and stay on.
And who wouldn’t want to look and feel this fabulous while doing so???