Where I answer your questions about love, life and hairy situations (questions in bold):
I need to Ask A Bitch a question, but I can’t blog on it. I got a married chick who definitely wants the Hot Beef Injection, but she reads my shit and I’m trying my hardest not to be that type of dude anymore. I am attracted, I like her husband, and it’s killing me because I see her 2-3 times a week. She seeks me out and you’re the only one I know who would have the insight to help, so please do so. You can answer in your blog, or here, but help me figure this out before I do something that will ruin their marriage. I’m not instigating, but if she comes after me, I am only human (and male) If she doesn’t stop, I AM gonna fuck her.
I don’t know what her deal is but you already know it’s wrong and a clusterfuck, which is why you’re asking! Whatever excitement it is that she’s giving you, find it somewhere else like porn or skydiving, and fast, and then limit your contact with her, even if it’s with a cold shoulder. Otherwise you will be that guy. Or just be honest and tell her you don’t want to be that guy, if she doesn’t care, then she really just doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but herself and doesn’t care who she pulls down with her. Check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self.
I went out on a date with a cute guy and I think he’s cute but wasn’t sure if there was anything else was to him. Well, the following Tuesday I saw him with his EX at a grocery store! (I know both of them, he said they were over!) And they didn’t look over. WTF? I just hid away and now ignore his calls. Should I confront him? Tell her?
Hell yes! Preferably at the same time and watch the fireworks fly! I have a feeling that his ex/girlfriend probably knows he steps out on her but still clings to him anyway.
I’m soooooooooooooooo upset about Kristen Stewart ruining Robsten! With a married man! What was she thinking?
She wasn’t. Besides, you don’t know RPatz. He could be bad in bed. He could be cheating on her too. He could be a crocs lover. He’s just a fantasy to you and not the second coming so simmer down and don’t get your panties in a bunch.
MY bday is coming up and I’m having dinner with friends. My boyfriend-ish says he will make it but I don’t think he’ll make it. He flakes out a lot. He sounds iffy about it. How can I make sure he goes?
You’d be riding together, duh! If he makes up an excuse as to why he can’t, he just doesn’t want to go. Also, he doesn’t give a fuck about you. Enjoy being single at your birthday party. I dare you to kiss as many hot guys as possible. Trust me, it’s fun!
How bout dem digits.
How ’bout you get a dictionary and then go outside and hit on whatever walks by (I’m sure you already do.) I don’t do online hookups.
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